Dear Queer Diary,

I met a guy. I super like this one. I like this one so much that I want to call up old enemies and tell them I forgive them. He has the best smile and the prettiest eyes and I didn't have to explain to him about how capitalism is the worst and he likes books and his lips are delicious. I am verging on smitten.

xoxo,

-Jean DeLorean

post-script: dating again is weird and fun and strange and stressful.